Predictations and Observations after watching “Watchmen”

Things I’m guessing will happen because of the release of “Watchmen”:

1) Sales of Fedora hats and trench coats will rise.

2) Dr. Manhattan and his blue penis will be spoofed by every comedian, comedy show and be heavily featured in whatever “Epic Movie” knockoff they make next.

3) The “Hallelujah” song will become a very popular song to play during sex.

4) The world would be a lot better off if we all listened to “99 Luft Balloons” a little more.

5) Patrick Wilson and Jeffery Dean Morgan should be bigger movie stars than they are.

6) We are in for somewhere between 2 and 20 versions of this movie on DVD.

7) If the economy remains as it is for much longer, some person will actually don a costume and take to the streets to fight crime.

There will be a glut of smiley face t-shirts, bumper stickers and other apparel/paraphernalia released in the coming months.

9) Some Hollywood executive somewhere is already trying to come up with an idea for a Watchmen 2. Fanboys will eventually kidnap him and bludgeon him with socks full of soap ala Full Metal Jacket until he promises never to pursue such an idea.